• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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01.06.12

but how could you only think niall is hot now

louisandliams:

he was hot with his teeth

he was hot during liam’s twitcam

he’s hot when derping

and he’s hot when doing this

(via onedirection-got-the-swag)

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darcysmum:

Can we all just acknowledge Harry’s face in the first one.

Paul in the second one’s like: YO, WATCHU LUKIN’ AT?

(Source: fuckyeahwanderection, via justinbieberonedirection-bitch)

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I hate how everyone suddenly thinks Niall’s hot and he’s magically turned into their favorite. Niall was hot before the all blonde hair, he was hot before the braces, he was hot before he started working out and wearing tank tops. Niall has always been hot and you’ve all been to stupid to realize it. You all thought he was the ‘ugly blonde one who couldn’t sing’ and suddenly he works out, gets some braces and wears tight clothes and you all find him hot? Like no. If he wasn’t hot to you before then you need to revaluate your life.

keven-the-pigeon:

niallermydatetonandos:

higga-nigga-4lyfe:

(Source: yourreasontobe-1d, via completelyobsessedwitheverything)

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keanestrangers:

fatblackpeople:

this-could-be-infinite:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

cries

omg

I bet this is how Tom plays the flute. You can actually hear his mum going “shut up Tom” in the background.

(Source: fapitalism)

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thefreshprinceofmullingar-niall:

gaysnowflakes:

gossip-paul:

eesyaazain:

No one really realised this part of Harry.

Let’s listen to how beautiful Harry sounds when he makes the… I don’t know just listen to it

THIS IS WHY I LOVE ONE DIRECTION. MENS HARMONIES IN POP MUSIC FOR THE WIN.

somebody pick me up from the floor please

Why am i crying?

(via fivemexicangays)

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one-directions-favourite-fanny:

leprechaunluck:

carrrrrrot:

2.4 seconds out of a 4:59 minute video.

I. REGRET. NOTHING.

i could listen to this over and over and over

Favourite part of the diary

(Source: wizcurlifa, via placid-chaos)

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